An older lady was wondering around the front of the store with a confused look on her face.
"Can I help you find anything Ma'am?"
"Young man, do y'all do Mammograms here?"
"Mammograms. I wan't to know if y'all do them here for people."
"Do you mean Monogramming?"
"That's what I said!" She looked at me as though I had sprouted a third eye on my temple. "Mammograms!"