She wasn't one to simply meander through life. She radiated power, leadership and purpose from her pointed pumps all the way to the top of her tailored business suit. She didn't even casually walk in the store in an unhurried manner like most of our customers. She charged through the automated doors as though she were entering the bridge of her own, personal starship.
In a matter of minutes, she was already at my register with her purchase. "Young man, I will apply the coupon on this item."
"That's fine, can I see the coupon?"
"I don't have one."
"I'm sorry, I actually need a coupon to apply it."
"You don't have any on you?"
"No Ma'am, we don't stock coupons here."
"Well, where can I get one? I want my discount!" Her voice was firm, as though she had just given me an order.
"You can pull one up from the company on your phone—"
"My phone isn't working right now. Let me use yours."
"Um...I am sorry, I don't have my phone on me."
"Of course you do! Everyone has a phone on them now-a-days!"
"It's against company rules for me to have it on the sale floor."
"Well who has a coupon I can use?" She said loudly, turning to face the other shoppers. Nobody said anything.
"Seriously. Who has one? SOMEBODY has one. I am not leaving this line until somebody gives me a coupon. I want my discount." Suddenly the others in the line had very important things to look at other than her.
"Ma'am?" I was loosing my patience. "Do you want to make this purchase or not? I can't hold up the line."
"Yes I want this! But I want my discount too. I am not moving until I get that coupon. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO SHARE THEIR COUPON!"
Thus the Stand Off at Register 2 began. Frigidly, I stared at her; Indignity, she did her best CEO stance and stared back at me. I am happy to report that after only 3 minutes of this, she left the store with her purchase, having paid the full price. It seems time is money and I was getting too expensive.